Want a hot sauce that blows Da Bomb Sauce out of the water? Look no further as Dean of the Dead has brought the fire in this brand new range of hot sauces.
Yes, I’m well aware that my name is Sean Evans, and no, I don’t host the show Hot Ones although I do love me some chilli!
A while back we brought you our review of the Dean of the Dead Horror Hot Sauces and we were impressed with the range of flavours as well as the play on words with numerous sauces named after infamous horror movies.
From Sawce to The Exsaucist the clever wordplay was as clever as the delivery of ingredients fused with the chilli in this unique and quite wonderful range of hot sauces.
But one thing remained.
We weren’t gasping for air running to the kitchen for milk or sucking on ice cubes until the pain subsided. We always wanted something hotter and fast forward to 2022 and we have not just one, but three new hot sauces that are insane!
There is a big heating/energy crisis here in the UK and I’m telling you right now, one bottle (any of these) is all you need and you’ll be warm all winter. You’ll save an absolute fortune.
I recorded the below video at 1 pm, I’m currently typing this review at 11 pm UK GMT time and my stomach is still warm and I’m sitting in the living room in just a T-Shirt!
Let me introduce to you the three from hell hot sauce range from Dean of the Dead.
I want to thank Dean for sending this over to us at a discounted rate to bring you our always honest and unbiased review.
I Pity the Ghoul
Made with Pineapple, Mango & Carolina Reaper I Pity the Ghoul is an absolute flavourfest but just for a split second whilst you’re enjoying the fruity opening the Carolina Reaper builds into a drool-worthy heat. It’s a manageable heat to start with but it just keeps building and suddenly you become the very ghoul that you should pity. This sauce is mean!
Made with mixed superhot chillies and chinense variety peppers Intensive Scare absolutely slaps you in the face from the off-set. There’s no gradual build or fruit-forward flavour, all you can taste is chilli and they’re all having a mosh pit in your mouth. You provide the venue for this mammoth explosion of heat, be warned this sauce is not to be taken lightly but it’s nothing compared to this next one…
Containing Bourbon, Lime, Reaper Power, Carolina Reaper Mash and chilli extract Monster Mash may just be Da Bomb Sauce killer. I could handle Da Bomb quite easily as you get used to it after a while but not this. Monster Mash just needs a drop and you’re instantly on your knees at its mercy.
This is not a sauce that I could see myself enjoying with anything, it’s the Premier League of hot sauces made to compete at the highest level. This sauce doesn’t bow down to wings, to chips or that variety. This sauce is made for the masochist out there who just wants to punish themselves or others by adding this thing to the menu.
Monster Mash hot sauce is absolutely ridiculous in every sense of the word and is responsible for my tummy burning 10+ hours later after consumption. I literally had one drop, ONE DROP!
This one isn’t for your average consumer, you really need to love your chilli to indulge in this absolute demon!
I was invited to the Monster Mash party and I can’t wait to return!
I want to express a huge thanks to Dean at Dean of the Dead whose sadistic nature has created three bottles of lava for us all to enjoy and if that wasn’t enough he threw in a can of ice cream flavoured beer.
That’s right, he makes beer too! Ales from the Crypt is as wonderful as you imagine it to be!
Enough of me talking about it, check out https://deanofthedead.com for sauces, rubs, beer and more!