We love ridiculous movie tie-in merch, don’t we? Not your everyday toys, T-shirts, or posters—those are old news. Funko POPs? Snooze-worthy. No, we crave the extravagant, the absurdly lavish, the wildly impractical.
The kind of merch that makes you think, Why does this even exist? The holy trinity of tie-in greatness is clear: it must be massive, ludicrously expensive, and utterly mismatched to the movie. Today’s discovery ticks every box: you can now own a Nosferatu replica sarcophagus bed—complete with a lid—for the utterly modest price of $25,000.
One thing that’s for sure is just how beautifully detailed this behemoth bed is. Measuring 97.75 inches long, 36 inches wide, and 46.5 inches high, tipping the scales at 250 pounds this is one sarcophagus that will have you laid to rest in no time. Not only that but it comes with a custom-fit mattress.
This isn’t brass or stone, but it has the look of aristocratic grandeur. The craftsmanship is impeccable, with intricate carvings on its wooden base that scream “luxury crypt.”
For those who crave a sleep experience befitting the undead, the sarcophagus is hand-crafted from premium materials and features a custom-fit foam lid for easy nightly exits. A limited-edition collectable, it’s made to order for Nosferatu superfans with a penchant for the theatrical. For inquiries, you can reach out to Nosferatu.bed@focusfeatures.com—and no, that’s not a joke.
I’m so curious as to who will be the first to place their order for this particular bed or if it’ll just be an array of horror attractions up and down the United States swooping in on a really cool custom display piece to go with any movie prop or costume they’ve sourced from the film.
What elevates this to a near-art piece is how faithful it is to its cinematic inspiration. In Robert Eggers’ gothic reimagining of Nosferatu, the sarcophagus plays a memorable role, adding to the film’s eerie yet sumptuous aesthetic. Owning one doesn’t just make a statement—it lets you relive those iconic scenes in your own home. Perfect for anyone seeking to transform their guest room into a macabre sanctuary.
The website description for the bed reads as follows:
Have the best sleep of your life this Christmas in the newly-announced Nosferatu Sarcophagus bed from Focus Features. The full-size replica as featured in Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu is hand-crafted from premium materials including a wooden base with intricate carvings. This highly-collectible Sarcophagus also features a distinctive interior with a custom-fit mattress and foam lid for easy opening at sundown.
The Sarcophagus bed weighs 250 pounds, is sanded and hard-coated, and includes a Numbered Certificate of Authenticity. The Sarcophagus outside measures (including lid and base): 97.75” Length, 36” Wide, and 46.5” High. The retail price is $20,000. Beds are made to order and on a limited run.
This bizarre bit of merchandise will certainly cost you an arm, and a leg, and maybe your soul but it’s a solid piece of marketing that certainly got my attention. It looks phenomenal and if the movie’s hauntingly beautiful blend of austere gothic horror and sensual, blood-soaked drama moves you as much as it did me, you just might be tempted. After all, indulgence and decadence are the hallmarks of any self-respecting vampire.
Nosferatu rises from the grave and into theatres this Christmas and early screenings and reviews are hailing it as the best movie of 2024, let’s hope it lives up to that bold claim. Until then, sweet dreams… in your $25,000 crypt.
If the bed is a little out of your price range you can scoop up a much smaller version of this in popcorn bucket format but it only looks to be available in the United States at this current moment in time. Boo!
